A simple guide for new Hattrick managers who are determined to spend their cash at any cost:1. Expand your stadium to 100,000 seats in an effort to attract more supporters.
2. Buy an amazing player for pennies before realising his wages are €500,000 per week.
3. Hire an Inadequate skill / Inadequate leadership coach.
4. Invest in the YA or YS and not use them (better still run both systems and ignore them!)
5. List your whole squad of Weak and Inadequate players for transfer (then list them again and again when none of them sell).
6. Hire 10 of every staff type (because obviously 10 is better than 1, right?).
7. Try to make your millions day trading without knowing what each player is worth.
8. Hire a bazillion doctors to get your 34 year old Passable striker fit for the weekend.
9. Celebrate getting a bargain after buying a fantastic player at a ridiculously low price while his old team is playing a match (only to discover his +6 injury when the final whistle sounds).
Oh, and of course the old chestnut:
10. Get into an irrational bid war and pay twice the players true value.
If you can think of better ways to waste your money then please leave a comment to let me know. :)
Tags: Hattrick
Oooh, i've fallen for at least one of these...way, way back in the dark old days when i started HT.
ReplyDeleteNice article, Dog! Keep it up :)
Hehh, "irrational bid war" , hilarious =)
ReplyDeleteActually quite useful information on this site, especially the "Defenders' specialities".
Now I'll continue searching information about Specialities of every position.